The Most Overdue Upate In The History Of Overdue Updates

You know the whole time I was typing the title to this update I had my year 6 Primary school teachers' voice in my head "When writing titles, only put capitals on the important letters" ie, don't put capitals on the it as of etc, unless it's the first word.

Oh yeah? Well I just DID. So Fck you!

Sorry. I just ...yeah. Anyway, las time I updated this was in April after Amy and Tony's wedding (OMG that was ages ago, where have I been? You stupid bitch, WHY even have a blog if you don't update it????)

So here's the memo:

I made a film with Natasha and Craig called 'The Con' and its luvly. I'm the character of Lucy - a shotty car dealer/gangsta person (gangsta cos it's set in like the 30's or somink) and Craig is the detective, he's interviewing me cos I sold a shotty car to Natasha's character...uh..miss..I don't know. And she died. Tha end. (Not rly, I get put away and Craig goes on a speil about buying used cars) It was for a competition. About Scams. End of story.

We also (Craig, me and our group members) made a film for the MOSO comp (oh yay my sweet corn is ready! Time to butter it up!) and it was about Luke going to a career councillor, choosing to get an apprenticeship...it stuffs up...he goes back a year, goes to Uni, and then it's all good. (butter .. butter... butter!) I didn't like it that much, group assignments in film with large groups suck. But I'm in another large group doing a film in school anyway...uh, yay?

Omg, the sweet corn package is all like, "It's so sweet and juicy - that you don't even need butter!" WTF? If I want butter I'll damn well have butter you piece of shit! All the corn I eat is sweet and juicy, that doesn't mean I can't have butter, assholes.

Oo0o0o my gawd, I should be doing homework right now. Ah! Ebby got 97 and 96% on her last two Human Biology assignments, go me! Thats like an A. HAH! Lovin me right now! History is..okay I guess, more boring that I thought, and Dig is frustrating cos I just don't have the motivation to do the paperwork. English is so so, Geog is pissing me off (ALL WE HAVE Fcking DONE IS TOPOGRAPHIC MAPPING AND I SUCK AT IT) umm... Drama is so so, kinda boring cos we're like comparing scripts or some shit and Craig isnt there so it's even more boring and depressing. Plus we have a moderator coming next week who is going to rip us in half and eat our insides. *Sob*

Waaa! I wanna go to coral bay again. It was so nice. I just member lying in crystal clear water, sunny day, really really nice temp water and relaxing - forgetting all about TEE and school n EVERYTHING. It was the best getaway. I MUST GO THERE AGAIN THIS NEXT TWO WEEK HOLIDAY. nyah. my corn sucks. *sob again*

I'll do a Fenacle post later, bye for now cos I need to finish my corn.
BTW my corn was even sweet. It was like, semi-sweet and it was only juicy cos I left it in the pan too long. so fck you farmer bob.

Outtie.